Knights of Spectaria

By Eddie

Introduction

The knights, former lords of Spectaria, are the (by and large) psychotic warriors who wander from town to town, killing everything in their path. Some people try to rationalize this, by bringing in nonexistent “chaos gods” and evil rites and rituals. In reality, there is a much simpler answer: most knights are barely intelligent enough to get a job at McDonalds. Unfortunately for the people of Spectaria, the kingdom that allows these madmen to run free, there will not be any fast-food joints for about a millennium. This means that most of them are unemployed, and spend all their time leaving death, blood, violence, blood, severed heads, blood and more blood in their wake.

Do not get the wrong idea of these Knights; some of them have the land’s best souls. Unfortunately, most of them kill hundreds by day and watch wookie porn by night. This is a story of knights mostly with a moral compass uncommon to your average merciless serial killer.

Episodes

(1 Manliness (2 Calmness during a calamity (3 Dwarf (4 Unbridled violence (5 Lime flavored cell phone (6 Encounters from the green demention (7 High treason (8 Pervy horror (9 Prisoner (10 This could go on for hours (11 Trollish cunning (12 Skill of green knight (13 Remember the hobbit (14 Goal (15 Is he ... (16 Angelic (17 We cannot help you sir.. company policy (18 Guards ! Guards ! (19 Lousy censors (20 Superbowl special (21 Blasphemy (22 Transvestite (23 Guards guards and more guards (24 Valentine's day (25 There you go, Red, you're alive ! (26 Wrath of the Red (27 Where did he get those ? (28 Censorship at an anticlimactic moment (29 His angelical romance (30 Customer satisfaction (31 Yellowing underpants (32 Burn eternally (33 Blatant racism (34 Filler 1 (35 Total immersion (36 Specspace fantasies (37 Extorsion (38 Equine (39 Laughingstock (40 Seal filler (41 Our second sighting (42 Gory (43 Teachers can make a grown man cry< (44 The saucy seagull (45 Wow that's a lot of blood (46 A crushing defeat (47 My first ninja (48 Like a schoolgirl (49 Mothers day (50 The golden anniversary (51 Where is the world's sense of humor ? (52 The unthinkable ? (53 Is it like this in Seattle ? (54 The cliffhanger has fallen off (55 Farewell to arms (56 A distinct lack of humor (57 First blood (not quite) (58 Riddlery (59 Routine hostage-taking (60 Father's day (61 Stop! It's tiger time! (62 Shakespeare appreciation day (63 Apathy (64 The process of slashing off an arm that cannot, should not, and would not be turned into a single word or phrase (65 Rampant teamkilling (66 Deja vu (67 A royal pain in the blank (68 Assassination nation (69 The assassins guild

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