Episode 136
Tuesday July 28 '09
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The knights, former lords of Spectaria, are the (by and large) psychotic warriors who wander from town to town, killing everything in their path. Some people try to rationalize this, by bringing in nonexistent “chaos gods” and evil rites and rituals. In reality, there is a much simpler answer: most knights are barely intelligent enough to get a job at McDonalds. Unfortunately for the people of Spectaria, the kingdom that allows these madmen to run free, there will not be any fast-food joints for about a millennium. This means that most of them are unemployed, and spend all their time leaving death, blood, violence, blood, severed heads, blood and more blood in their wake.
Do not get the wrong idea of these Knights; some of them have the land’s best souls. Unfortunately, most of them kill hundreds by day and watch wookie porn by night. This is a story of knights mostly with a moral compass uncommon to your average merciless serial killer.
Episode 136
Tuesday July 28 '09
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Previous episodes
(1
Manliness
(2
Calmness during a calamity
(3
Dwarf
(4
Unbridled violence
(5
Lime flavored cell phone
(6
Encounters from the green demention
(7
High treason
(8
Pervy horror
(9
Prisoner
(10
This could go on for hours
(11
Trollish cunning
(12
Skill of green knight
(13
Remember the hobbit
(14
Goal
(15
Is he ...
(16
Angelic
(17
We cannot help you sir.. company policy
(18
Guards ! Guards !
(19
Lousy censors
(20
Superbowl special
(21
Blasphemy
(22
Transvestite
(23
Guards guards and more guards
(24
Valentine's day
(25
There you go, Red, you're alive !
(26
Wrath of the Red
(27
Where did he get those ?
(28
Censorship at an anticlimactic moment
(29
His angelical romance
(30
Customer satisfaction
(31
Yellowing underpants
(32
Burn eternally
(33
Blatant racism
(34
Filler 1
(35
Total immersion
(36
Specspace fantasies
(37
Extorsion
(38
Equine
(39
Laughingstock
(40
Seal filler
(41
Our second sighting
(42
Gory
(43
Teachers can make a grown man cry<
(44
The saucy seagull
(45
Wow that's a lot of blood
(46
A crushing defeat
(47
My first ninja
(48
Like a schoolgirl
(49
Mothers day
(50
The golden anniversary
(51
Where is the world's sense of humor ?
(52
The unthinkable ?
(53
Is it like this in Seattle ?
(54
The cliffhanger has fallen off
(55
Farewell to arms
(56
A distinct lack of humor
(57
First blood (not quite)
(58
Riddlery
(59
Routine hostage-taking
(60
Father's day
(61
Stop! It's tiger time!
(62
Shakespeare appreciation day
(63
Apathy
(64
The process of slashing off an arm that cannot, should not, and would not be turned into a single word or phrase
(65
Rampant teamkilling
(66
Deja vu
(67
A royal pain in the blank
(68
Assassination nation
(69
The assassins guild
(70
And the password is ...
(71
One messedup door
(72
Irony in hip hop
(73
Dancing time !
(74
The end of thee
(75
Impatience
(76
Don't let him cater
(77
I think this joke is getting overused
(78
Rosso's wrath
(79
I prefer the dark, thank you
(80
Watch your step
(81
Guildmaster disaster
(82
I'm pretty sure we can all sympathize
(83
Legitimate business practices
(84
Argumentative watchers
(85
Revelations, no pun intended
(86
The angels meet again
(87
Base treachery
(88
About three panels earlier...
(89
10th grade physics
(90
Just a blade in the crowd
(91
Yeah... you can't complain about work anymore
(92
Stealthy yet angelic
(93
Transparency in lies
(94
Halloween special
(95
Puppeteering
(96
Gone in a puff of smoke
(97
The great THWACK!
(98
If you looked at people when you talked to them...
(99
The worst possible decision
(100
Even evil liars have janitors, the sanitation committee of evil demands it
(101
Thanksgiving
(102
I don't want to be HAVING this conversation
(103
DONT. DIS. MY. GIRL. EVER.
(104
Trickery
(105
Just like the Treaty of Tordesillas, but not at all
(106
Lost - not at all like the TV show (I promise)
(107
Remember these idiots
(108
Speaking in pictures
(109
Almost like a road trip
(110
The grand entrance
(111
Lime of the Baskervilles
(112
Super smash knights brawl
(113
Sneaking and entering
(114
Valentine's day
(115
The call of Cthulu
(116
The evil plan
(117
If you can't recognize the parallels, GET A LOBOTOMY !
(118
Explicit sexual images
(119
For an explanation if you're smart, check number 4. For a spoiler if you're VERY smart, check number 117, 119.
(120
Polish docks
(121
Dawning comprehension
(122
In the director's office
(123
A rictus of utter misery
(124
RENT!!!!!!!!!
(125
Man has yet to recognize my genius
(126
Inspiration strikes
(127
Reject pit
(128
Stupid Kaeknir
(129
Gwahahahaha
(130
Octopussy
(134
Thank God for Dyllan
(135
I view the world through rose tinted glasses